but honestly i think you're a hell of an athlete
and i wanted to pass along a promising opportunity
handsome steve: hahaha, does the uniform come with a hood?
or do i have to bring a pillow case and they'll cut the eyes out for me?
me: until they get some ad revenue, the latter
but dont worry, once they see your unstoppable underhand free throw technique, powerade will be calling
handsome steve: you know they'll be lovin my low-post game too...i can hook-shot an airball like nobody's business
me: HEY WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN TO PULL GET THAT KAREEM ABDUL-JATRAITOR NONSENSE OUTTA HERE
handsome steve: son I'm talking about hot-rod hundley hook-shot...kareem stole it from HIM, the WHITE MAN
me: jesus. you are so west virginny it's terrifying.
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These quotes are clearly taken out of context and you were obviously pushing him in the direction that you wanted the conversation to go.
On a side note, he's probably already sponsored by Powerade. It's a shame they don't give sponsorships for writing blogs of manipulation!
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