weekend breakfast time

- i know, a slightly extended absence from this, the GREATEST OF ALL BLOGS. there are two reasons for that. the first is that work is really busy and we had this big assignment and blah blah blah who cares.

the second is much better.

raptors on vacation. i made it for you to look at it, so if you don't love it then yes, you're a bad person.

- as you well know, the super bowl is sunday. during their conference victory speeches two weeks ago, both peyton manning and drew brees insisted their fans were the greatest fans in the world. basic math forbids that from being the case, so i decided to turn to the experts at consumer reports.



as you can see, neither mr. manning nor mr. brees was correct. colts fans, while they may have the edge in weight and power, lag behind the superior charge time and handling exhibited by saints fans. both have a ways to go to catch joss whedon fans, though, so don't be surprised to see the cast of Angel hoisting the Lombardi Trophy this sunday night.

- per usual, i was scouring the tampa news sites for hilarious anecdotes of florida ineptitude when i stumbled upon the "moms like me" section. i figured this wouldn't have anything useful. how wrong i was. can you tell which of these entries is not like the other.


unless, of course, mother sharks are posting on tampa bay news sites. which actually would make some sense.

- SkyMall Item of the Day

Oh so many choices in the Valentine's Day section of SkyMall, but I'm going to go with the giant cupcake pan, because it can only send two possible messages to the recipient:

1. Happy Valentine's Day! Now make me a big ass red velvet cupcake, chop chop.

2. You are morbidly obese.

And of course the reviews are a delight. My favorite has to be this gem, courtesy of "waimea" -

"Being from Australia, I had never seen a cup cake of this size..."

We get it, Waimea. Americans are fat.