dammit i HATE when this happens

so of course god forbid my english-majoring ass writes ANYTHING on here even remotely related to science. apparently i made a math error regarding a lifetime's worth of piss, and whoooo do you think happened to catch it?

that's right. it was that same old motherfucker...

...handsome steve.

it seems i missed a zero somewhere, because you don't produce 1,000 gallons of pee in your life unless you die before you turn 8. you churn out TEN THOUSAND gallons.

so instead of filling that aquarium, you are instead maxing out the capacity of this bad boy:



that is some serious urine output.

in closing, i would make some comment here about steve and expertise on all things related to ungodly amounts of human waste, but i won't. i respect his mother too much for that, dammit.