very clever trap you set there, nypd. very clever indeed.
- also this weekend i heard somebody blaring "Holla, Holla" by ja rule from their parked car. i've done the calculations and, well, the driver had to be ja rule. or possibly his mother.
- granted, this is gross, but i've been pondering how much pee a person produces in a lifetime. enough to fill a jacuzzi? a swimming pool? some sort of orca tank?
according to the national institutes of health, the normal range of urine ouput is 800 to 2000 milliliters per day. let's take the midpoint of 1400 ml/day. that's 511,000 ml a year, which is a about 13.5 gallons. over 78 years (the average U.S. life expectancy) that's one thousand fifty three gallons. OF PISS.
as a point of reference, this is a 1,000 gallon aquarium:

so if you peed in this and only this for all 78 years of your life, you would still spill fifty some gallons on the floor.
according to the national institutes of health, the normal range of urine ouput is 800 to 2000 milliliters per day. let's take the midpoint of 1400 ml/day. that's 511,000 ml a year, which is a about 13.5 gallons. over 78 years (the average U.S. life expectancy) that's one thousand fifty three gallons. OF PISS.
as a point of reference, this is a 1,000 gallon aquarium:

so if you peed in this and only this for all 78 years of your life, you would still spill fifty some gallons on the floor.
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