- so i recently moved into my own place, and high up there on the list of "awesome things about living alone" is complete and total TV control. you don't know how happy it made me to go through the DVR and cancel series after series. goodbye, one tree hill! so long, greek! sayonara, private practice!
if there's any downside to this, however (and i'm really not sure that there is), it's that i somehow missed spencer pratt's transformation into that liberace-esque psychic from univision.
i mean come on, EVEN THEIR SHITTY RINGS ARE THE SAME.
- as part of the moving process, i had to help clean up. in doing so, i found a small, round orange candy. the candy had no identifying marking on it though - no telltale "m" or "s" to be found.
it took every shred of maturity i possess to throw it away without further investigation.
- so apparently there's a swinger's club called "club elite" in pasco county. and it allegedly hosted an orgy of nearly 300 people at one point. let me tell you, if there's one place i never want to participate in an orgy, it's pasco county. if you're so inclined, click on the photo gallery so you can see how elite this club really is. (spoiler alert: there is a giant wall mounted lube dispenser.)
- SkyMall Item of the Day:
wait. are you seriously telling me for only 300 bucks i can OWN a bounce house? like a real life inflatable bounce house? there has to be some sort of catch, i just know it.
"Max. weight limit: 250 lbs."
before you make any comments, yes, i'm under the limit. dick. but it's not all that fun to bounce house by your lonesome. i guess the only solution is to invite pairs of pre-freshman 15 college girls over to bounce house. and i will serve them lemonade.
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Yes, but you don't fit under the max individual weight - which is 90 lbs. Unless you've developed an eating disorder since I've seen you last, that is.
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