well, this is horrifying

so i'm looking for a picture of a kid using a skip-it on google images. you know, the usual high-priced lawyer business. and i find this:

that's certainly not bad, but i want to know what my other option are. so, i click on "similar" hoping for something with a little more razmatazz (i have no idea what that means).

and this is what i get.
very brahsome of you, google. but seriously, i just wanted pictures of people playing with skip-it. these are all sexy ladies in sexy almost-no-clothing. are you drunk and horny, google? i told you, i don't think of you that way.